April 23rd, 2014
fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

(via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: basil-at-221b, via teamsasskid)

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

(via robert-downey-jesus)

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches GoT [x]

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches GoT [x]

(via sansastark)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via mageofdreams)

(Source: babyshibe, via dameonclarke)

this didn’t happen in the books

(Source: heybarto, via dameonclarke)

batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

drowsynight:

sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via dutchster)

dutchster:

when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion

(via anidioticblogger)