July 30th, 2014

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via weirdos-are-awesome)

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

(via homeworkmyass)

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

(via homeworkmyass)

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

(Source: mingdliu, via weirdos-are-awesome)

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

(via homeworkmyass)

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

(Source: siquia, via fuckshamylifeway)

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

(via misforawesome)

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

(via theglassishalfawesome)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via misforawesome)

July 28th, 2014

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)