July 21st, 2014

wanna hear a clean joke? i had a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles is the girl next door
wanna hear a taboo joke? bubbles has been decomposing for weeks now. her smell has permeated the bathroom and adjacent rooms. her body is distended and bloated but is now truly, finally, eternally beautiful. the police are knocking but we cannot hear them. our love, too, is eternally beautiful.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

(Source: uvmsemba, via waffles-and-tea)

lolsomeone-actually:

a-greek-goddess:

pzychedelicious:

sefangel:

darnni:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Soothing.

The original video is amazing

When I was in my ceramics class I loved trying to do this. I didn’t make anything nearly as cool as this tho.

For some reason I thought this was pizza

(Source: cantgeddynuffofthatbass, via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

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xbustedxmcflyx:

do you ever use music as a way to measure time

(via toodopetoexist)

epicleicaness:

astrodidact:

Taken 45 years ago today via I fucking love science

This is so awesome.

epicleicaness:

astrodidact:

Taken 45 years ago today via I fucking love science

This is so awesome.

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memeking69:

nearly had it andy

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pleatedjeans:

You should follow @pleatedjeans

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hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

(Source: strocka, via iamthewhitegirl)

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

image

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laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

(via songwednesday)

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via its-tuesday-again)

cameralinz:

I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.

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