September 29th, 2014

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

(via arcticbonobos)

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

(via tacobelligerent)

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

(via obi-wankenblowme)

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: kaitokirishima, via laughcentre)

(Source: labias, via laughcentre)

unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

(via internetexplorers)

kumagawa:

this is the strongest vine I ever seen

(via toodopetoexist)

September 28th, 2014

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies, via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: baerga, via whiskypeak)

wahsted:

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

BLESS

wahsted:

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

BLESS

(Source: reddlr-trees, via whiskypeak)

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via black-ink-wolf)

September 25th, 2014
wh0isnerd:

taint3ed:

Lmao who the fuck makes these

Lmaaaoooo

wh0isnerd:

taint3ed:

Lmao who the fuck makes these

Lmaaaoooo

(via lolsomeone-actually)

(Source: shouldn-t, via amoying)

siren-comstock:

sometimes i think about how portal was a game with no male characters, featuring a WOC protagonist and an excellent female antagonist who were both anything but sexualised, and yet somehow still managed to create an interesting and engaging experience for female and male gamers alike, win awards, and get a sequel, and then i look at people who say “games with female protagonists don’t sell” and i laugh. for a very long time.

(Source: fanservicealiens, via anabruptmoose)