September 16th, 2014

asylum-art:

Everyday Objects With Faces Are Awesome

When you walk around and look at everything around you, chances are, you may see a face. It may be human, it may be an animal, but sometimes you can see faces in inanimate objects. This is called Pareidolia: Seeing faces in random things!

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chumpybump:

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun


She’s fucking something

chumpybump:

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

She’s fucking something

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

(Source: vine.co, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

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September 15th, 2014

fantasticbyaccident:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is the favorite joke of someone who was very dear to me. Watch it and have a laugh in his honor. This is so good.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via blarish)

i want a Zippo with ‘liberty’ engraved on it
it’ll be my freedom lighter

September 14th, 2014

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via im-not-the-me-i-use-to-be)

julystorms:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

fjdsaFDJSAFKDSA

(via im-not-the-me-i-use-to-be)

(Source: best-of-memes, via lntelligent)

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

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ymcgay:

U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

ART!

U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?

art

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toocooltobehipster:

it’s funny how facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc all started up as fun places for people to hang out and now they’re like the only legit unregulated sources of media